Potato-Chip Baby
Hanging out on the roof
My sister, dad, friend Jayne and I were on the roof of a 3-story hotel. I think I worked there or something. I went up there to open the shutters or something like that. There were cement planters up there with sparce plants in them.
Jayne, the jokester, told me she was going to ride her bicycle off the roof. (Yes, she had her bike up there, for some reason)
I thought she was joking. The next thing I know, she does it!
I didn't run to the edge, however, to see how she faired. I waited a minute, then ran to one of the planters. I look in it and there are two fake plam trees made out of styrofoam. They were painted gold for the trunk and green for the leaves.
And then I realized, Jayne was in the planter. Except, she was two inches tall. I didn't actually SEE her, I just knew she was under the dirt somewhere. I wasn't really worried about her, I knew she was OK, I just didn't want to lose track of her.
Then two bicyclers show up on the roof and start squirting water from their water bottles into the planter. I think they were trying to drown Jayne. So I yell at them, and start using my hands to get the water out of the planter. I didn't want her to drown.
I woke up with the feeling that everthing was OK. I don't think she drowned.
Impressive Spinning class
I drempt the coach of the Buffalo Bills football team was in my Spinning class (I'm an instructor in real life). I was very scared that he would not think the class was hard enough. He came and took the class and I was intimidated. But it turned out ok.
