Potato-Chip Baby
My DUI dream
In real life while I was in college, my friends and I were driving from Church to the dining hall for breakfast. We turned left into the parking lot, but before my friend could turn, a Lutheran pastor with his wife in the car goes around her. She hit him as she was turning left because she didn't see him going around her, which he shouldn't have done anyway. He got out and started yelling at us and his wife kept saying "you can't turn left from the right-hand lane!!" They were very mean and not very chruch-like at all.
So, the dream:
I got a DUI after I hit the car of a pastor. It was a big buick or something. When I was drunk, I thought I just messed up the grill a little, but when I saw it sober, it passenger side door and the front of the care were very messed up. A female cop came up to me and asked me if I had been drinking. I told her that I had, but just a few, then I breathed into her face to "prove" that I'd only had a few. (don't know how that works) and she just about passed out.
As I was sitting in the car while the cop did something else, I realized I WAS drunk and that I was about to get into a lot of trouble.
Then I was naked.
In my dream, and in real life, I am very against drinking and driving. I haven't ever done it and I try to keep other people from doing it when I can. But I realized in my dream that I WAS A DRUNK DRIVER!!! I was very upset about this.
But at the same time, I asked myself: What's so bad about this. Why have I always been so upset about it?
The pastor whose car I hit was very mean, as was his wife, just like in real life.
I had to go to a homeless shelter, which was also an under age drinking party. The cop went with me, but didnt do anything about all the under age drinking. I found some dirty, old, yucky clothes to wear. It was not fun. Then I had to go the pastor's house and apoligize. I ended up walking on a bunch of sheds with metal roofs they had in the back yard, and there were friendly dogs that I got to pet.
The cop then puts cuffs on me. Except they werent regualar handcuffs, they were chains. But I got one hand out of them.
That's all I remember about that phase of the dream.
The second phase:
I was at a community college sitting at a bistro table, surrounded by my friends and lots of other people. The country singer, Martina McBride was putting on a special concert right there in the hallway for us. People were still walking to class and at one point, a deaf woman I know walked past Martina while she was singing and didn't react to her at all. The deaf woman didn't look at Martina, just kept walking.
Martina stops singing and yells into the mircophone, "ARE YOU DEAF, OR WHAT!!!???" and everyone in the audience knew the deaf woman and yelled back to Martina, "YES!!!"
And Martina continued her concert.
